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Volume 1

Volume 2

Volume 3

Volume 4

Electronic Music Guide
The Jaded Review is celebrating the release of the 4th volume of the now infamous Guide to Hippie Watching In North America. This new edition features a much nicer 60lb stock with offset printing in blue as well as my best efforts to step up my illustration game.

We also have Party Citations, Postcards & Jaded Review Flasks.

The Jaded Review is proud to offer our good friend Dave Tipper’s newest album as an exclusive pre-order. This 2xLP gatefold features artwork from the inimitable Andrew Jones. This won’t be made for sale anywhere else and once it’s gone ... it’s gone. UPDATE: The records have been pressed and are on their way to us. This could take a week as they are being shipped UPS ground. the moment they land here we will be mailing them out. thanks
If you have any issues or questions regarding your order please contact kris [at] phidelity.com

SANDBLASTED CLASSIC GEAR FLASKS These designs were created and sandblasted by Kris Phidelity at his home studio. Redrawing every ... single.. knob, line, label and key in illustrator to get a perfect clean etch. This initially started a project to give cool presents to my friends and has grown to become a project highlighting our love for classic gear, good whiskey, and spending money on modular synths rather than pricy top shelf drinks while hearing our favorite musicians. Also good for Parole hearings, Home Births and Job Interviews. You just do you.

TB-303 8oz Flask

Roland TR909 8oz Flask

SH-101 8oz Flask
Octatrack 8oz Flask
Akai MPC2000xl 8oz Flask

Headphone 8oz Flask

Jaded Review 8oz Skull Flask

Gameboy 8oz Flask

This a double-side general purpose event/festival/party citation covering many of common greivances with camp-mates, mooches, your run of the mill festival wooks & assorted dancefloor weirdos. It's a thicker pad with approx 30 Citations. Click the image to see a citation I issued myself after a particularly embarassing evening involving me on the playa tangled in a bike, crashed into our hexayurt, refusing help claiming "I got this". (click image to see the citation) Perfect for things like that.

General Party Citations

Crystal Children

Wrong Chocolate

Holy Fuckballs


Dancefloor ...

Raspy Ranter


Golfcart Groupies