We offered for a friend of a friends brother to stay on our couch for a few days and three months later he’s still here, sleeping till 3pm, eating our food, and contributing absolutely zilch to the expenses of the house. We decided to take advantage of having a wealth of hippie knowledge around by asking him questions submitted by our readers and putting his answers in our new column called “Ask a Hippie”

Check out our previous answers to questions:

Ask a Hippie: Is it suitable to eat honey in a vegan diet?

Ask a Hippie: Should I goto the doctor?

Just think of your question and leave a comment on this page and we will see if we can get the hippie to stop eating our food or put the bong down long enough to give an answer.